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Empty Demotivational Poster


EMPTY, DILAPIDATED, A HUSK - But enough about my soul... Reckon I should buy this house?


TAGS: house soul empty husk
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - June 29, 2012, 5:27 am
Ah, you are a sweetie.
rerun - June 28, 2012, 7:57 pm

love this


PERCEPTION - Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? It's A Glass of Water! Get Over It!


TAGS: glass half empty full water
Rating: 2.5/5

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engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be
engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be


EVEN BETTER -




Empty room -


TAGS: no one inside empty room
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 8:39 am
How can it be empty if its got air in it? And all those particles.... Good 1 R-69! ^!


I MISS YOU -




VARIOUS VIEWS - Optimists say this glass is half full. Pessimists say it's half empty. But I think the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


TAGS: half full half empty who knows
Rating: 4/5

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NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:27 am
And a Realist would say "It's at tha half-way mark".
NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:27 am
And a Realist would say "It's at tha half-way mark".
drzarkov39 - April 5, 2013, 10:38 am
If the glass has some bad tasting liquid in it, like medicine, a pessimist would say, "the glass is still have full"; but an optimist would say, "oh boy, the glass is half empty". So, it's what's in the glass that matters, not if it's half full or empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
I poured out the water and filled it with Bushmills Black......My Outlook has improved...I feel like a Sunday drive...through a church....
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:48 am
I just decided to fill the glass the rest of the way with ice cubes.
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:42 am
You must be an engineer.


OPTIMISM OR PESSIMISM? - Its doesn't matter, because it will be empty soon enough.


TAGS: beer optimist pessimist empty lol
Rating: 4.32/5

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Benlulz - September 24, 2010, 11:31 am
:D thx guys ^^
Reality Lord - September 23, 2010, 6:41 pm

well done dude!
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:34 pm
d*** right. my guinness already is. 5 cheers


YOU HAD IT ALL - And once you came to this realization.. It was gone.




empty -


TAGS: empty hardest life path walk
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:39 pm
Well done, LA! ^!
lgvernon - April 24, 2016, 9:41 pm

Stunning!


OPTIMISM VS. PESSIMISM - Some see the glass as half full, others as half-empty. I see the glass, it contains liquids, and I probably shouldn't drink it.


TAGS: optimist pessimist glass full empty
Rating: 3.56/5

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Azzameen85 - August 8, 2011, 3:40 pm
Glass is too big... Besides, that particualar glass is prob. less than half full. Just need to find the mathbooks again...
Vampyro - July 20, 2011, 5:15 am
Looks like a half a sh** of vodka.... I would drink it
TehWhiteSpy - July 19, 2011, 11:41 pm
technically theres air in the part with no liquid, so in my eyes the glass is ALLWAYS full.


OPTIMISTIC OR PESIMISTIC -


TAGS: my glass is half empty wheres that wench with my refill
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 2:58 pm
No i pay no attention nor mind to politics.
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:52 pm
Oh this has GOT to have something to do with Obama stimulus money...


The Hedonist -


TAGS: half full empty more wine
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - April 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
Love it…..and why not dial in yer sights on the best...just no dribbling. cheers
Ism - April 18, 2013, 3:41 pm
Look no disrespect was intended... however when an Upstart is practicing basketball he imagines himself Dunking on the Best... Let a Man Dream... & technically i am Humble... cause i am much Greater than i think I am...
GaryO - April 18, 2013, 11:36 am
Huh, seems yer glass is now full of it……Airman made a lot of really good posters, and I do enjoy yours, but there is no match for Airman’s quality/quantity ratio. His glass overflowed. I do wish you well though…
Greeny - April 18, 2013, 7:45 am
Silence is the virtue of those who are not wise Silence is wisdom and gets a man friends Silence is wisdom when speaking is folly
Ism - April 18, 2013, 5:51 am
TYVM Rerun... I've been expecting this Chat... Ever since I began to feel my MotiSeedling was beginning to Blossom with me being so close in numbers of Posters to make Top Creators list... I'm coming for your Title Airman =.=
rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:56 pm

Ism, you have been making some good stuff lately, keep them coming


FOUNDATION -


TAGS: man woman castle empty
Rating: 4.59/5

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jibarocampesino - July 29, 2010, 4:37 pm
Truer than true
PhxDebbie - July 13, 2010, 9:06 am
5L
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 11:51 pm
I like when Claire "Nabs" me... but thanks, cubby... gold.
Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 11:42 pm
a man gives a house that lived in feeling
Claire - July 12, 2010, 11:31 pm
I'm too busy banning you.
GreyScorpion - July 12, 2010, 10:58 pm
that's whats been missing around here...I wondered why the dishes were piling up.5L
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 10:46 pm
Efiing amsome!


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: life time day joke borrow money expect back half empty water glass vallet
Rating: 2.2/5

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CJ - August 17, 2009, 1:23 am
I don't know what "Espect" is.


NUANCE -




HOME IS JUST AN ADDRESS - I had one filled with worries, troubles and woes. Now it's just an empty space with 4 walls.


TAGS: family home homeless emptyspace fourwalls
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:41 am
Thanks?
forseti - May 7, 2012, 9:32 am
di5mal! :/
maoworks2 - May 7, 2012, 8:29 am
Nice.


FROG? -


TAGS: you empty headed animal food trough wiper
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MO - February 26, 2010, 8:52 pm
Ha! See that's why I gotta watch it again. It's not ringing any bells....
spacedog - February 26, 2010, 8:51 pm
We had to breeze through the terrible peril though. LOL
MO - February 26, 2010, 8:46 pm
It's always a good idea to introduce the kiddies to the classics!!
spacedog - February 26, 2010, 8:40 pm
Amsome! My youngest son almost wet his pants laughing at the black knight. He's a chip...er...drip off the old block.
MO - February 26, 2010, 8:35 pm
Yo space! So this morning we watched a clip from that scene and now, I gotta watch the whole movie again.
Haarakkon - February 25, 2010, 11:34 pm
And here I took it for a Parti Quebecois Politifake. My bad.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 11:14 pm
Heya MO! Took me a couple days to see this. It's just a silly riff on the French castle scene in the holy grail.
MO - February 21, 2010, 3:41 pm
Space I need some background on this one. I'm considering making it my all time fav!! This is solid gold!!
Haarakkon - November 28, 2009, 10:57 pm
Smells like 5 elderberries.
rockntractor - November 28, 2009, 10:37 pm
Toooooo funny!
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 8:40 pm
Yes yes yes!


destitute -


TAGS: absence empty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

spacedog - October 17, 2014, 6:06 pm
Boom! 5L


Happiness Is...Sadness -


TAGS: facebook friendship requests empty life sad happy fo
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 12:40 am
The poster has a little more of personal angle to it...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - August 26, 2013, 7:55 pm
Am I so unique? I have nearly 400 "friends" on Facebook, and have had face to face fun with 90 percent of them!


REALITY -


TAGS: full empty glass
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sho

pickleviper - March 2, 2013, 9:47 am
If the glass is in my hand I'm afraid it's just plain empty.
spacedog - March 2, 2013, 9:15 am
And another round of martini5
mariand - March 2, 2013, 6:37 am
lol..well said


EMPTY KITCHEN ! - That's The Way Thing's Are Around Here Empty I Know OneThing I Will Die Here Alone !


TAGS: empty
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

maoworks2 - October 30, 2012, 8:20 am
Thanks Everybody We Still Have 51 Days To Go So Party On And Get The Captain.
GaryO - October 29, 2012, 10:03 pm
Note to self: when cutting and pasting from own comments, remove the ‘Reply’ part
GaryO - October 29, 2012, 10:00 pm
How does anyone know anything BUT THAT about tomorrow…. Reply
Greeny - October 29, 2012, 9:44 pm
Tomorrow is Tuesday
GaryO - October 29, 2012, 8:03 pm
How does anyone know ANYTHING about tomorrow….
mariand - October 29, 2012, 6:32 pm
man, don't give up....at least put a picture of a woman on the wall... it fits just perfect...hehehe


VESTIGE -


TAGS: empty room
Rating: 4.57/5

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DEPRESSION -




GUINNESS -


TAGS: and when the barrel is empty we will surely shead a tear so hats off to beer my boys
Rating: 3.62/5

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MO - August 29, 2009, 5:20 pm
Mmmmm that's some good beer, mmmmmm that's some good beer!!! ..... you know the rest! 5 tall dark and frothys.


AN EMPTY MIND -


TAGS: empty mind frankenstien
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by ronsart

spacedog - October 5, 2009, 11:44 am
Frankie was the original jarhead. Nice one Ron.


THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE - When you realize that the pool is actually empty




Rue the day -




Every Christmas. -


TAGS: empty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

maoworks2 - December 4, 2015, 3:49 pm
Thank You, And Everybody Try And Have A Merry Christmas .
GaryO - December 1, 2015, 7:53 pm
You got it, Mao
Greeny - December 1, 2015, 7:51 pm
Truly amsome Mao


Promises -


TAGS: made broken kept stolen empty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

maoworks2 - October 24, 2014, 6:26 am
I Think Everybody Knows That One .
Thedge - October 23, 2014, 3:57 pm
I learned of it canoeing. On long trips, we would takes turns reading at the fire. Good memories, good brandy helped. Beat Kum Ba Yah... with a stick!
lgvernon - October 23, 2014, 3:37 pm

Love Service's poetry.


Being broke aint no joke -


TAGS: empty pockets
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - May 24, 2017, 1:00 pm
Add me to the list..... Nice poster Silvy! Very relatable by MOST of us! chuckle, chuckle...^!
Cannabal - May 24, 2017, 12:54 pm
I've been a day late and a dollar short for years. So on that note, I have nothing but sympathy for the incumbent Chief Executive of the Oval Office.
freasy - May 24, 2017, 9:05 am
or a $200 month cell phone, cable bill, $500 month car payment $350 month insurance for the car, etc etc etc


Space -


TAGS: calendar 29th july empty space feeling
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 31, 2017, 4:52 am
Excellent, UP yours


Getting drunk -




Emptiness - Usefulness -




Every single time! -


TAGS: bathroom first empty then full
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by demon001

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2015, 6:35 pm
I've learned to just let it all out, regardless of how many people enter. Otherwise several of these incidents will build up and cause unnecessary stress on the bowels, including cramping.
mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 6:01 pm
ESPCIALLY when you gotta faaarrrrt SOOOoooo baaaaaad!!! Every time!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!


Without your touch -


TAGS: devoid kissing unkissed empty
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - August 6, 2015, 2:44 am
LUV this fabulous bit of darkness! 5 goth lions!


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